The Fulks Way of Life: Kolten's birthday parties 2009

Funny stuff

We were sitting at dinner the other night and Kolten, out of the blue, says, "I can't wait until I get bigger." I said, "Oh yeah, why is that?" He said, "Cause I am going to be an astronaut and take a vacation from YOU two." (Pointed at Lance and I.) We looked at each other and both started laughing so hard. I couldn't stop. It was super funny. I finally said, "Don't you think we could just go to the beach? Do you really need to go to the moon?" He was kind of like Whatever. Good times, good times.

Kolten is the KING of info-mercials. I am pretty sure he watches too much T.V. A couple of weeks ago I was walking around the house and said, "Brr...it's cold in here." Kolten from nowhere said, "You need a snuggie. Its everything you could ask for and So much more!" NERD. I am now the proud owner of a Snuggie because my dad watches just as much T.V. and Kolten told him I needed one.

Kolten was playing the Wii the other day and played the golf "Target Practice" game. I told him what it was called and later when Lance's brother Justin asked him what he was playing Kolten said, "I'm playing the Wal-Mart game." TOO FUNNY!!